FLAMINGO-MANIA

As a fundraiser for the church youth to go to New Orleans this summer we are in the midst of FLAMINGO FLOCKING.

What exactly is flamingo flocking you ask? Here's how it goes:

• For $15 you can purchase "flamingo insurance". This guarantees you a flock of flamingos will not nest in your yard ... provided someone hasn't already signed up to flock you before you get your insurance :)
• For $15 you can sign up to have someone flocked. This means that some night a flock of flamingos will nest in your yard. When you wake up in the morning ... there they are! At this point you can either call the flamingo removal service and for a $10 fee we will remove them in 24 hours. You can also pay $15 and have them sent to someone else's house. Or, you can just leave them there and they will be removed in 48 hours at no cost.

St. Mark's Youth Group is in the midst of a flamingo frenzy and our fundraiser is quite successful so far. Thanks to all our flocking friends for their hard work.